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Fmloverfinals's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend called my flaccid penis her "little squishy" in a voice like Dory, and became upset when I got aroused because little squishy was gone. FML

By stun_zeed - / Tuesday 17 January 2017 10:00 /

Today, in history class I was called "ignorant" and "inconsiderate" because I referred to Stalin as a "he". FML

By Puddlepop / Tuesday 1 March 2016 09:20 / United States - Santa Cruz

Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome was of how good my boyfriend is at giving other guys a blowjob. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 5 February 2016 09:55 / United Kingdom

Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I had a complete and total Incredible Hulk meltdown when I realized that he had opened a bottle of very expensive whisky, originally bottled by my great great grandfather in Scotland, and used it as a mixer with fucking Pepsi. FML

By Angus - / Thursday 17 September 2015 19:48 / France

Today, my "friends" pulled an elaborate prank on me. First, they changed my ringtone to a recording of someone saying "Allahu Akbar" on repeat. Then, they called me as we had a moment of silence in honor of the 9/11 victims. FML

By EverettA / Friday 11 September 2015 13:50 / United States - Lewis Center