About Fmldaileygirl
I'm a Twilight and Harry Potter freak. I love to edit stuff in photoshop and write stories. School sucks so I'm happy to be out of it for a while. I'm moving for the third time in my life and leaving all my best friends I've made in three years.
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Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

By Girl123999 - / Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:07 / United States

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

By Embarassed - / Thursday 10 September 2009 05:32 / Canada

Today, I hired a private investigator to find out if my wife of 15 years is cheating on me with my brother. I don't know what's worse, that she is cheating on me, or that instead of cheating with my brother she's cheating with my brother's wife. FML

By nick2.0 - / Wednesday 9 September 2009 21:20 / United States

Today, I woke up to my 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walked into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML

By WOCOACH - / Wednesday 9 September 2009 19:33 / United States

Today, I tried to wash my cat in the shower, conveniently naked myself. He disapproved, scratching my man-parts and nicking a vein. I just got back from the hospital with a blood infection, swollen nuts, and an hole in my butt where I had to get a shot of antibiotics. FML

By keeperstride - / Thursday 3 September 2009 19:55 / United States