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Today, I was shopping, when a man pointed at me and said to his friend, "Her. She's the one." He replied, "Yes, she'll do fine." I'm scared. FML

By Sodapop40 / Saturday 22 February 2014 21:21 / Canada - Whitecourt

Today, my husband cracked a "rectum? damn near killed him" joke at my grandfather's funeral. He had genuinely spoken without thinking, but his quick gasp and "Oh shit" sounded quite sarcastic. We were both kicked out. My family thinks I put him up to the whole thing. FML

By shanti - / Sunday 16 February 2014 17:30 /

Today, less than a week after moving in together, I decided to clean out my husband's messy room. In the process, I found a jar containing what appears to be a toenail collection. I don't think I'll ever regain my appetite. FML

By Avomitmous - / Sunday 9 February 2014 21:18 / United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 9 February 2014 19:00 / United States - Lowell

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML

By Tara115 - / Sunday 9 February 2014 07:20 / Canada - Courtenay