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Chelsea 2009/10 EPL Champions Chelsea 2010 FA Cup Champions
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Fcchelsea's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    8%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    17%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    50%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    20%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    6%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    31%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Fcchelsea's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML

By Daddy. - / Wednesday 17 February 2010 08:15 / Australia

Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 14 January 2010 21:56 / United States

Today, I was dissecting a pig for my anatomy class. The smell of four day-old dead pig caused me to faint. My mom drove me home and warmed me up some left overs for lunch. It was pork chops. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 14 January 2010 19:41 / United States

Today, it was my 18th birthday. Nobody said anything. Gillette sent me a free razor though. FML

By Lost - / Thursday 14 January 2010 15:57 / United States

Today, I almost crashed my car because I was checking out an Old Navy mannequin wearing a bra. FML

By Creepster - / Wednesday 13 January 2010 06:31 / United States