About Fbisurveillance
I enjoy looking at people's stories. It makes me feel better about my own life.
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Fbisurveillance's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was babysitting my nephews, the 7 year old boy walked up to me and asked if I was a lesbian. I laughed it off. An argument ensued about my sexuality for a good two hours. I lost. FML

By ThatsNotRight / Monday 26 January 2009 02:51 / United States

Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML

By Alice / Wednesday 24 October 2012 16:52 / United Kingdom

Today, my 13-year-old son discovered Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. FML

By BobsBabe2 / Wednesday 24 October 2012 05:15 / United States

Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML

By L - / Tuesday 16 October 2012 22:59 / Norway - Trondheim

Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 16 October 2012 01:19 / United States - Evansville