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    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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  • I moderated this!

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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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  • 50 favorites

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    9%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    10%
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    1%
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    8%
  • The thumb strikes back

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    16%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    41%
  • 50 quality comments

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    2%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    43%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Ezellianna's favorite FMLs

Today, while trying some new kinky things with my boyfriend, he cried out, "Call me Jesus!" Yeah... I think we're done with that. FML

By BDSM4Jesus / Tuesday 20 January 2015 04:42 / United States - Pittsburgh

Today, my 15 year old sister asked which animal rice comes from. She believed every word when my mum told her it's harvested from tiny cows in Asia. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 20 January 2015 00:45 / Australia - Sydney

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML

By brokeforever - / Wednesday 18 March 2015 22:23 / Latvia - Riga

Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 20 January 2015 11:04 / Australia - Blacktown

Today, I mixed up my chapstick and cork grease. Now my clarinet smells like cherries, and my lips smell like a gym floor. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 19 January 2015 17:17 / United States - Cuyahoga Falls