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Ez2bnoz's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was working, someone came in and attempted to purchase GTA 5 with a medical marijuana card. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 23 September 2013 06:15 / United States - San Diego

Today, a week after my dad discovered Family Guy and started mindlessly repeating catchphrases from it 24/7, I finally lost my temper and told him how incredibly annoying it is. He just paused, turned to look me in the eyes, and said, "Shut up, Meg." FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 6 September 2013 22:56 / United States

Today, I came home to find my housemate cowering in the lounge corner, sobbing, hugging a bag of chips while the automatic vacuum cleaner gently bumped into him. Apparently he "mistakenly" put magic mushrooms in his sandwich instead of peanut butter. FML

By down trodden - / Thursday 5 September 2013 07:45 / New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my boyfriend took me to a very elegant and expensive restaurant to celebrate our anniversary. When it came to the check, I volunteered to pitch in half, which he rejected by saying "I got it". Little did I know was that "I got it" was short for "I got your credit card". FML

By IGOTIT - / Thursday 5 September 2013 07:24 / United States - Fountain Valley

Today, I realized that I have a rack and butt most girls would be jealous of. That wouldn't be bad if I wasn't a dude. FML

By Python22 - / Thursday 5 September 2013 00:52 / United States - Midlothian