About Epic_fail_sauce
My fave comment ---> OH GOD!!!! My favorite FML thus far...So many possibilities with this one. -you've created Man-spider ( Spiderman's new arch nemesis) -the spider will now eat you in your sleep, since you have mated -the spider might have laid eggs in your dack-hole=new urban legend... -your next busted nut will consist of baby spiders and not sperm -your next busted nut will consist of cob-webs -you are the first man to have made love to a spider=new fetish -FML from the spider..."After a long day, I was really tired and found a warm home in a sock. I was awakened by an earthquake..which turned out to actually be me getting raped by the biggest cock I have ever seen. FML !!"
Epic_fail_sauce - Followers
Epic_fail_sauce - Followed
Hugged!
Epic_fail_sauce's FML badges
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    100%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    9%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
The list of badges to find
Epic_fail_sauce's favorite FMLs

Today, I was jacking off casually to a picture of my ex-girlfriend, when all of the sudden, my friend sends me an IM picture of a granny bending over which pops up on my screen. I think my sex life is ruined forever. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 18 December 2008 04:32 / United States

Today, I found out just how thin the walls at my new student flat are. They are so thin in fact, that I can hear the creepy guy next door say my full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML

By SleepyKirsty - / Tuesday 9 June 2009 13:36 / United Kingdom

Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her face asks me "When a man is getting it from behind, the man on top orgasms, but what happens to the man on bottom? Do you think he takes care of himself or what?" Hand motions were included. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 9 June 2009 08:14 / United States

Today, I was at a 21st birthday party. It got to the bit where they blow out the candles and the girl hosting blew out her candles. While she was blowing I whispered to the fella next to me, "That's not the only thing she'll be blowing tonight". The guy next to me was her dad. FML

By baller - / Monday 8 June 2009 10:39 / Australia

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

By aasatt22 / Monday 8 June 2009 06:05 / United States