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Epalmss's favorite FMLs

Today, at work, I served a group of three teens. Their tab was $75 and they tipped me nothing. They wrote a thank you on a piece of receipt paper, put it in a glass of water and used a coaster to turn the glass of water upside down on the table, spilling water everywhere. They also stole my pen. FML

By brerj09 / Monday 28 April 2014 13:35 / United States - Saint Paul

Today, at my wedding, my husband stood up to give a speech. It started out beautiful, until he told everyone how he started to fall in love with me after I blew him on our first date. FML

By Sue Ellen - / Monday 21 April 2014 15:43 / United States - Providence

Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML

By birthdaygirl / Wednesday 16 April 2014 17:24 / United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend drove 20 miles to come see me. The closest we got to intimacy was him showing me how he could unlock his iPhone 5s with his penis. FML

By Taylor / Monday 21 April 2014 04:04 / United States - Dubuque

Today, one of my most problematic students remained after class, whence he strongly insinuated his interest in receiving oral sex; I tried to convey just how inappropriate that was, when he interrupted, "Look, will you at least touch it?" FML

By MILF - / Wednesday 16 April 2014 22:03 / United States - Maryland Heights