About Ender_
I'm pretty awesome I'd have to say... That is my son and I in the picture up there...He's pretty awesome too...We're superheroes or something...haha...
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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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Ender_'s favorite FMLs
By DonPedro / Friday 16 January 2009 14:45 / United States
By untitledentity - / Sunday 24 May 2009 16:03 / United States
By creepermagnet - / Monday 6 April 2009 19:39 / United States
By SmoothTalker - / Monday 16 March 2009 17:40 / United States

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

By RC3Welly - / Monday 9 March 2009 22:58 / United States