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Today, while having sex, my boyfriend decided to sing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

By Taylor / Saturday 30 July 2011 05:14 / United States

Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I am German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, the teacher loudly laughs at the "irony." Something like this happens whenever I tell people my background. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 6 March 2011 05:18 / United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

By webperson04 - / Monday 27 July 2009 19:07 / United States