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Emmdoubleyou's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that chivalry truly is dead when a seemingly fit man pushed me into a door to get a seat on the train before me. My leg is in a cast. FML

By Username / Monday 9 May 2011 07:38 /

Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 12 May 2011 07:54 /

Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML

By anonymous / Thursday 12 May 2011 02:20 /

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 11 May 2011 17:32 / Canada

Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 11 May 2011 14:10 / Australia