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Emilieautumn's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up at 3:00 am feeling freezing cold and soaking wet. It turns out that my dad had opened my window when I was sleeping, and rain water had been pouring in on me all night. My hair, face, pillow, blankets, alarm clock, and homework were all soaked as well. FML

By Anon / Thursday 13 June 2013 02:40 / Canada - Ottawa

Today, my husband farted, grabbed a fan and blew the smell right at me. Disgusted, I reminded him that I’m a lady, not a dude. He burst out laughing and sang, "Dude looks like a lady." FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 10 June 2013 01:52 / United States

Today, my parents have kept their bet going about not turning the heat on all season. I woke up this morning to it being the same temperature inside as it was outside. It's snowing out there. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 21 January 2013 03:45 / United States - Portland

Today, I found out that my restaurant's food is so bad that the only reason some people visit is because they're punishing their kids. FML

By not the cook - / Sunday 9 June 2013 17:38 / United States - Wernersville

Today, I realised that my friend hasn't spoken to me for a week. A week ago I politely explained to her that I really don't believe in horoscopes, and asked her at the time to stop systematically using my star-sign to explain my behaviour. FML

By notsuperstitious - / Thursday 24 January 2013 16:37 / Finland