About Elricmustang
Welcome to my evil lair! This is my thinking face. I can play a variety of instruments (self-taught), and sports as well as video games. I love food. Yes, that has to be pointed out. I also love long walks along Summoner's Rift and Hyrule Field, capturing powerful creatures with various types of balls, and killing Clickers with Ellie on my side. If you don't get the references, you aren't playing the right games. Feel free to message me if you want; I'm always up for a chat :P
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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • FAAAAAACEBOOK

    Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Perfectionist

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • 50 quality comments

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  • Consolation prize

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • 50 favorites

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  • It's in the can!

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  • Judgmental

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  • Profile completed

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    25%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    72%
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    11%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    22%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    24%
  • The rules are the rules

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  • Tweet, tweet

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  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    0%
  • My diary is a collector's item

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  • I liked to the power of 20

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  • Picture this FML

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  • I’m your new creative director

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
    0%
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Elricmustang's favorite FMLs

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

By Noname / Wednesday 4 February 2009 11:23 / Canada

Today, a week after my miscarriage, my little sister thought it appropriate to wrap her belt around her neck and scream, "Hey look, it's your baby!" FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 9 July 2015 14:38 / United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found a friend's gold ring in some grass after a intense 10-minute search in the dark. As well as thanks, I've now got a new nickname. You can now call me Gollum. FML

By Smeagogole / Thursday 2 July 2015 04:30 / France - Villeurbanne

Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML

By baberuth / Friday 19 June 2015 22:21 / New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I got so used to using this FML app while going to the bathroom that when I opened it, I accidentally peed a little. FML

By Anon / Monday 25 May 2015 01:14 / United States - Twinsburg