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Today, I was babysitting a 4-year-old, and we decided to play a game of hide and seek. Before he started to count, he looked me in the eyes and said that if I hid in his spot, he'd murder me with a knife when he grows up. I have to babysit this kid for the rest of the summer. FML

By sumhub94 - / Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:48 / United States

Today, I was at the beach. I'd recently decided to try the "life hack" where you empty out a bottle of lotion and hide small valuables in it, to avoid them being stolen. I'd put the bottle in my bag. Instead of stealing stuff from inside it, though, someone just stole the whole bag. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 25 August 2013 18:21 / Canada - Grand Falls

Today, my best friend actually had the audacity to try and one-up my suicide attempt story. FML

By seriously? / Friday 23 August 2013 07:40 /

Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's last will and testament. My parents, as well as my brothers and sister, all inherited a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because "young Jack always was an immature little shit." FML

By JacksWag4 - / Friday 16 August 2013 22:21 / United States - Romulus

Today, one of my cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean up regurgitated kittens. FML

By coldstar - / Thursday 18 July 2013 09:06 / United Kingdom - London