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Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML

By Lars / Saturday 31 January 2009 17:25 / United States

Today, my job application got denied once again. I looked over it, and saw that my roommate added "screwing over customers" and "hiding dead bodies" under my skills. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 20 October 2013 06:21 / United States - San Francisco

Today, trying to flirt with a girl, I was trying to make it out as if I had a great sex life. I got stuck between saying "100% customer satisfaction" and "no complaints" and blurted out "100% customer complaints." FML

By MarkQ95 - / Sunday 21 July 2013 23:58 / Ireland

Today, my girlfriend said she wanted to get a little crazy and try some role-play. "Act like you don't want it," she said. Without thinking, I replied, "Well, that should be easy." FML

By FootinMouth - / Thursday 18 July 2013 21:48 / United States - Louisville

Today, I discovered that when my husband agreed to donate sperm so an infertile friend and his wife could have children, there was nothing "artificial" about the insemination. FML

By OnPlanetVenus - / Thursday 4 July 2013 04:41 / United States - Hallam