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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • 50 quality comments

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  • The return of the thumb

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    9%
  • My diary is a collector's item

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Eff_itt's favorite FMLs

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

By rmL / Monday 13 October 2008 08:31 /

Today, my drill sergeant was yelling at me and asking me questions. I got a question wrong, and he asked me if I am a "Shit Sandwich". I replied "Yes sir, with extra cheese." I'm running miles till the day I die. FML

By BarhydtBran / Tuesday 18 August 2015 01:55 / United States - San Francisco

Today, I was late for work, so I grabbed my handbag, my sports bag and ran out. The bus arrived at the stop just as I did, so I hopped on and sat down, trying to catch my breath. I dumped my bags onto my knees and looked down to see my cat, staring back at me from inside my sports bag. FML

By matou / Thursday 9 July 2015 20:41 / France - Caluire

Today, while waiting the required 5 minutes for my hair removal cream to work, my cat rubbed all over my legs while I wasn't looking. After getting clawed to death throwing her in the bath to get the cream off, all her hair on that side fell off. I now have a half hairless cat. FML

By coolcat10156 - / Wednesday 8 July 2015 07:04 / United States - Keller

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML

By alison - / Saturday 4 July 2015 05:02 / United States