About Emfy313
Mah name is Albert Rungtoncilt and I like to look a dese FML stories and laugh my hairy a$$ off. I also like grape Popsicles, and I love to collect human eyebrow hair so if u got any to spare, hit me up!
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Emfy313's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

By hahahehehohohoo - / Saturday 7 February 2009 03:55 / United States
By fuck my eyeballs - / Sunday 1 December 2013 23:07 / United States - Rancho Palos Verdes
By Seriously_Scaredy_Cat / Wednesday 27 November 2013 07:08 / United States