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  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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    9%
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    19%
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    12%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    5%
  • YDI Master

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    70%
  • One more and it's business time

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Dustystorm's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend complimented me on my ass. Before I could say thanks, she continued by commenting that she wouldn't mind "breaking it in". FML

By great - / Friday 25 January 2013 20:36 / Puerto Rico - San Juan

Today, my hubby asked for a morning blow job, and I happily obliged. All was going great until he came and farted at the same time. I laughed and reassured him it was no big deal. He cried. FML

By airbiscuit - / Monday 21 January 2013 12:36 / United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I learned that instead of training my cat, she has been training me. She now refuses to drink anything but running tap water, and yowls loudly early in the morning at my bedroom door to be fed. FML

By Anon127 - / Tuesday 12 June 2012 02:40 / United States - Taunton

Today, a stuffed ferret was the latest addition to the list of weird items my colleagues have found in our rubbish tip, and that they put in my office. The list also includes explicit fetish porn playing cards, live ammo and dead pheasants, to name a few. I need a new job. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 5 March 2012 16:36 / United Kingdom

Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 1 February 2011 13:43 / United States