About Dukedj
I'm 15 years old, and I enjoy FML a lot. It is great knowing that my life is not as messed up as other people's, even though some of them are fake. I normally comment on other peoples FMLs, which has resulted in an astounding amount of views to my page. Thanks for listening to me and either agreeing or disagreeing.
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Dukedj's favorite FMLs

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML

By cjj325 - / Friday 20 March 2009 23:35 / United States

Today, I got a phone call from a number I didn't recognize. It was a man with a speech impediment, and I began imitating him. He was the manager of a store I applied at. He wanted to arrange an interview. FML

By oopsie - / Sunday 24 May 2009 14:50 / Canada

Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 24 May 2009 04:14 / United States

Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 am my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because: "the cat is sad." FML

By Ames - / Saturday 23 May 2009 16:07 / United States

Today, my family returned from a holiday in Egypt. A holiday that I really wanted to spend with them. As if leaving me behind wasn't bad enough, they then made me watch a 200 picture slideshow of how much fun they had. FML

By MdT - / Saturday 23 May 2009 11:51 / South Africa