About Drunkdave89
I am currently enrolled at Carnegie Mellon University and I am attempting a BS in Psychology. I have a bone to pick with those of you who take life too seriously. Consequently, I enjoy trolling said demographic with exceptionally florid language and good cheer, usually in long-winded and fairly obtuse comments.
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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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By meep - / Wednesday 23 December 2009 16:05 / United States