About Drownedmyfish
Many of you will ask "How did you drown your fish?" It was an accident! He couldn't swim and I didn't know. Please, I ask that you do not judge me for my crimes. I ask that you forgive me and say a prayer for my fish.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • One more and it's business time

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Drownedmyfish's favorite FMLs
By Rowansgonnarow / Saturday 5 July 2014 20:19 /

Today, I'm in Venice for a romantic weekend. While I was gushing about the gondolas, canals and the city of love in general, the only thing my boyfriend could say was, "Wow! How cool is it to be on the set of the Tomb Raider movie?" FML

By annesolmm - / Friday 28 March 2014 01:17 / France - Paris