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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • The rules are the rules

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • YDI Master

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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  • 50 quality comments

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Drew167's favorite FMLs

Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML

By Damm / Saturday 24 January 2009 19:05 / United States

Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant, fifteen-year-old, brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out for being rude by using words from a "foreign language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML

By mikeissad - / Saturday 11 August 2012 19:37 / United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I finally achieved the perfect hourglass figure. Too bad I'm a guy. FML

By Wwiimaniac - / Monday 25 June 2012 14:05 / United States - Dallas

Today, I noticed that my son only really looks like me when he's straining to take a dump. FML

By Gremlin - / Sunday 24 June 2012 00:10 / United Kingdom - Staines

Today, someone rang my doorbell. The moment I opened the door, a smell not unlike a cascading torrent of rotting flesh and urine hit my nostrils. I stood there for an eternity as a homeless man leaned on my door and desperately tried to convince me to buy an array of scrap metal from him. FML

By noquiero - / Thursday 21 June 2012 18:13 / United Kingdom - Peterlee