About Dragonporn
I would be the Dragonborn, but I love porn too much for that to be true. I am now known as the Dragonporn. It's literally just 2 Legendary Dragons screwing, all day long. Yes, I am a dragon. Message me for some free dragon porn.
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Dragonporn's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard my 2-year-old sister crying, so I left my room to comfort her. She looked at me, held my hand, escorted me back to my room and closed the door. FML

By transcendingnerd - / Monday 13 April 2015 10:46 / Philippines - Makati

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years, who can't get it up for me and has been blaming blood pressure issues, apparently has no problem getting it up while watching the neighbor undress from our window. FML

By MotherMary / Sunday 12 October 2014 13:21 / United States - Park Hills

Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML

By Anonyme - / Friday 26 September 2014 06:56 / France - Saint-di

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He said he would have done it two weeks ago but he needed someone to drive him around while his car was getting repaired. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 16 May 2011 22:15 / United States

Today, I received a packet of papers in the mail by the state suing me for child support. I am 22 and still a virgin. FML

By Distressed - / Wednesday 11 February 2009 15:51 / United States