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Today, my fiancé dumped me because he claimed he needed to "focus on his career and his engagement." When I asked him how dumping me would help with his engagement, he immediately replied with, "No, I mean my other one." FML

By t.hughes - / Monday 1 April 2013 14:50 / United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that taking triple the maximum dosage of painkillers won't actually triple its effects. She rolled her eyes, called me clueless, and said that I should "leave this stuff to the professionals." She's studying to become a doctor. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 21 April 2013 17:36 / Kuwait - Kuwait

Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML

By gamerguru13 / Sunday 21 April 2013 12:26 / United States - New York

Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML

By Human fly / Sunday 21 April 2013 06:20 / Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, I can no longer leave my son at daycare, because at the age of 5, he's started manipulating the girls there into fighting over him. A kid lost a baby tooth in one such brawl. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 20 April 2013 16:34 / Thailand