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Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

By Cody - / Saturday 7 March 2009 18:15 / United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me that I appear to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 11 November 2010 08:39 / United States

Today, I'm training to be a nurse in a hospital. Our teacher asked for a volunteer to demonstrate how bed restraints work. After I was shackled to the bed she said, "Now let's make sure they work. Are you ticklish?" My entire class tickled me until I screamed, cried and nearly wet my pants. FML

By nurse - / Wednesday 3 November 2010 12:08 / Reserved

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 1 November 2010 07:34 / United Kingdom

Today, I met my roommate for the first time. I walked in the door to see him in full Roman gladiator gear, screaming at the computer because he lost 18 knights. He also told me he wakes up every 3 hours to make sure his army is still intact. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 20 October 2010 07:00 / United States