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By KittyKat - / Sunday 3 November 2013 14:22 / United Kingdom - Milton Keynes
By justme / Saturday 2 November 2013 13:21 / United States - Alliance
By Anonymous / Tuesday 22 October 2013 16:47 / United States - Charlotte
By meteorbabe0101 - / Tuesday 14 April 2009 02:11 / United States

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

By RC3Welly - / Monday 9 March 2009 22:58 / United States