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Donleprikawn's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend revealed to me that she has primeisodophobia. What is primeisodophobia, you may ask? Well, it's the fear of losing your virginity. FML

By virginkiller - / Saturday 3 March 2012 13:23 / Singapore

Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 18 January 2014 22:55 / United States - Somerset

Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 18 January 2014 06:29 / United States - Colorado Springs

Today, my roommate, who has bipolar disorder and refuses to take his meds, tried to stab me with a kitchen knife because I threw out his moldy cheese. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 18 January 2014 03:48 / United States

Today, my family and I were having turkey for dinner. My boyfriend leaned in towards me and muttered, "I'll stuff your turkey later". Everyone heard and the whole room went dead silent. FML

By gimmeafknbreak - / Friday 17 January 2014 23:59 / United States - Alamogordo