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Dogystyle69's favorite FMLs

Today, on my first day as a lifeguard, a man had a heart attack in the pool. I jumped in, pulled him out, and even went to the hospital with him. He seemed genuinely offended, saying "You should've let me die." FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 4 July 2014 19:04 / Netherlands

Today, I overheard my mother talking to her friend, and using me as an example of how it's sometimes best to swallow. FML

By unwanted daughter - / Wednesday 2 July 2014 15:54 / Canada - Oliver

Today, as I was picking up my 5-year-old brother from school, he hugged a girl from his class to say goodbye. His classmate's mom and I looked at each other, thinking it was adorable, until my brother decided to dry hump the side of his classmate's thigh. FML

By TheKingKen - / Wednesday 2 July 2014 00:33 / Australia - Perth

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

By carebear1228 - / Tuesday 1 July 2014 17:31 / United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. She was on top, and then stopped, got off, and said, "Let's go get ice cream." I think this was her way of telling me I suck at sex. FML

By bad in the sack / Saturday 5 July 2014 04:26 / United States