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Donotenter's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 18 January 2013 10:50 / United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 9 December 2012 14:53 / United States - Conroe

Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML

By Helen / Saturday 10 November 2012 10:15 / United States - Pine Bluff

Today, my husband and I found out that our dog was pregnant. He now refuses to have kids with me for at least two years, because he wants to raise the puppies without any "distractions". FML

By Lilly / Tuesday 30 October 2012 18:45 / United States

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

By wdunn69733 / Thursday 11 October 2012 14:30 / United States - Macon