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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
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    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    98%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Dirtroad5's favorite FMLs

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

By VIVI / Saturday 25 October 2008 16:55 /

Today, I had a one night stand. After holding in my farts all night as is done, I decided enough was enough and to calmly let one slip out. One did not calmly slip out instead I shit myself in her bed. I was naked at the time so was unable to hide it. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 29 January 2015 21:17 / United Kingdom - London

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 1 December 2014 17:55 / United States

Today, my boyfriend was giving me a back massage while I was laying on my stomach. A few minutes into it, he stopped. I turned around to see why; he was taking a picture of my butt. FML

By anonymous / Sunday 2 November 2014 04:51 / United States - Vacaville

Today, one of my customer's pipes were blocked. As I went to unblock it, about a handful of used condoms collided with my face. I don't know if I should be disgusted by this or disgusted by my customer. FML

By failallday - / Thursday 7 August 2014 09:09 / Australia - Brisbane