About Dibman
I am in the Royal Navy. I'm an engineer and a shark freak lol.
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Dibman's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By Embarrassed / Friday 4 February 2011 00:28 /
By jessica / Wednesday 2 February 2011 20:59 / United States
By Limalia - / Monday 24 January 2011 21:00 / Switzerland
By Anonymous - / Monday 24 January 2011 19:43 / United States