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Hey I'm Emma. Just here for the laughs.
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Decorus's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

By hahahehehohohoo - / Saturday 7 February 2009 03:55 / United States
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By notinflammable - / Saturday 27 June 2009 04:41 / United States