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Today, my son's lemonade stand was robbed by a senior citizen. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 5 October 2013 22:25 / United States - Statham

Today, my kitten tried jumping into a hot oven, a dryer, a dishwasher, a toilet, and a fish-tank. Curiosity is going to kill my cat. FML

By AnonCat - / Monday 21 January 2013 01:47 / Canada - Vegreville

Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML

By JackieD - / Monday 25 August 2014 18:05 / United States - Bellevue

Today, at my first day working at Walmart, a customer asked if we have any egg cookers. I said I wasn't sure, but that I'd be "eggstatic" to go ask for him. The first clue I got to suggest he hated puns was him yelling "Don't get smart with me, boy!" and then threatening to kill me. FML

By fuckmyjob - / Thursday 19 June 2014 20:10 / United States - Lake Charles

Today, my grandfather asked me why the broccoli I served for dinner was white. I told him it was cauliflower. He would't believe me, accused me of being a Russian spy, and stormed out. FML

By veggieluver - / Wednesday 16 January 2013 00:58 / United States - Scarsdale