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Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML

By ReallyBro - / Wednesday 21 March 2012 07:27 / United States - Keller

Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML

By Jen - / Tuesday 20 March 2012 05:11 / United States - Woodland Hills