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Darlingalisa's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    32%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    62%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    12%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    25%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Darlingalisa's favorite FMLs

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

By RC3Welly - / Monday 9 March 2009 22:58 / United States
By karmaaa / Thursday 16 October 2014 20:56 / United States - Huxley
By allergic_to_bull - / Wednesday 8 October 2014 18:48 / United States - West Palm Beach
By Disappointed / Saturday 4 October 2014 03:08 /
By mykodu / Thursday 2 October 2014 20:29 / Canada - Toronto