About Darkangel_9
I recently broke up with my girlfriend,and now she hates me .... my name is michael, and i dont care about you. Thats all.
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Darkangel_9's favorite FMLs
By glowstick - / Tuesday 30 June 2009 06:07 / United States

Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML

By toomuchmetal - / Wednesday 24 June 2009 19:17 / United States
By anonymous - / Wednesday 24 June 2009 06:13 / United States