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Daleksec's favorite FMLs

Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what you did to Hannah you fuck". Hannah? FML

By Camm. / Thursday 15 January 2009 23:32 / United States

Today, while working in a call center at a university, someone threatened to report me to the President of the University because "I" wouldn't accept their daughter who had a 1.5 GPA and "got accepted into Harvard". I don't even make the decisions, I just answer calls. FML

By latinalocks / Friday 20 June 2014 04:59 / United States

Today, I asked my dad if he'd like to see the photos of my wedding, which he didn't bother to come to. Reply: "What the fuck, are you gay or something? Keep that homo stuff to yourself." My wife started laughing so hard she was crying. FML

By Fuck you, Dad. Fuck you. - / Thursday 19 June 2014 21:05 / Sweden - Sundbyberg

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 10 May 2014 22:11 / Sweden - Lidk?ping

Today, my parents decided to get with the times. So far, they've made me get Snapchat and Instagram accounts, and made me add them on Facebook. They keep acting like annoying teenagers, and get mad at me when I don't play along. For the love of god, somebody save me. FML

By Anais Strongrump III Jr. - / Friday 9 May 2014 20:41 / United States - Garland