About Dajucy1
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Dajucy1's favorite FMLs

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

By crazyvulva9216 / Tuesday 27 January 2009 01:17 / United States

Today, I parked my motorcycle in a parking spot. When I came back, my bike had been moved and was laying on its side with a note saying, "Sorry I dropped your motorcycle I was trying to move it forward so I could park my car because there weren't any other spots." FML

By AJL / Friday 4 July 2014 01:30 / United States

Today, I was playing some soccer with my buddies, when a kid came over, yelled "CUP CHECK!" and nailed me in the nuts then ran away laughing. Millions of my unborn children died in agony. All his fatass mom did was chuckle nervously and pat her satan-spawn on the head. FML

By wish his dad had worn one - / Saturday 7 June 2014 21:16 / United States - Clinton

Today, my students turned in their male figure artwork. One absolute idiot had the smart idea of drawing me and the TA as some kind of gay lovers. I was torn between disgust at the explicitness, anger at the disrespect, and yet awe at how well-drawn it was. FML

By confusing - / Friday 6 June 2014 19:00 / Zimbabwe

Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML

By Idk - / Thursday 29 May 2014 06:46 / United States - Gainesville