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  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    10%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    4%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    18%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    26%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Dajmboi's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

By wtfdreams - / Sunday 17 May 2009 12:33 / United States

Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML

By SpanishInFrenchClass - / Thursday 6 December 2012 05:35 / United States

Today, a man with a clipboard came up to me in the street to ask me if I was happy with my life insurance. I couldn't bring myself to admit to him that I'm so clueless about my own life that I wasn't sure I was even happy with the Twix I was eating at the time. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 1 October 2012 00:49 / Australia - Sandringham

Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 8 July 2012 21:03 / United States - Marinette

Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML

By Joe - / Sunday 11 December 2011 01:03 / United States