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Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 23 January 2010 08:05 / United States

Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was ‘This is less work and less involving.’ FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 15 March 2010 14:05 / South Africa

Today, I spent 3 hours in my home recording studio. I was recording vocals and was trying to hit a very hard series of notes. I nailed it after 2 hours and listened. You can hear the vocals, but the EQ settings were tweaked in just the right way where you can hear my dog licking his nuts. FML

By Parental - / Friday 22 January 2010 05:08 / United States

Today, I found out exactly what Ducolax stool softener is all about. Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML

By Username / Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:34 / France

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML

By christian9294 / Monday 8 February 2010 20:21 / United States