About Dj_zee
I am very into anything computer related. I hold 2 degrees in computers. One as a Network Communications Technician, the other, as an Information Systems Programmer. I am a music collector. I have probably one of the largest collections of music that anyone has ever seen.
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Today, I was cleaning one of my disabled clients because he pooped himself, so I started to undress him for a shower. I took his dirty diaper off and set it on his bed, then I bent over to take off his socks at which point he put the diaper on my head like a hat. FML

By habassistant / Wednesday 2 January 2013 15:49 / United States - North Olmsted

Today, I overheard my mother telling my sister that she expects my marriage to fall apart any day now. Apparently, I have no concept of what "marriage" really means. My husband and I just celebrated our 7th anniversary, while my mother is planning her 5th wedding. FML

By alynna007 - / Wednesday 2 January 2013 10:31 / United States - Lakewood

Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML

By AmberHavoc / Wednesday 2 January 2013 15:01 / United Kingdom

Today, my husband came home with a bunch of realistic-looking wigs for women. When I asked them what they were for, he said he wanted to spice up our sex life with them. When I told him I refused to wear a wig, he said in a very serious tone that I wasn't going to be the one wearing them, he was. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 2 January 2013 10:34 / United States - Sanford

Today, I was getting a spray tan and realized I didn't have a hair tie, so I used a thong instead. I lost track of time and realized I needed to go pick up my daughter. I threw on my clothes, drove to pick her up, went to the store, and went for ice cream... thong still in my hair. FML

By Embarrassed / Wednesday 2 January 2013 17:33 / United States