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Deathsnightmare's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML

By Fack. - / Thursday 19 February 2009 00:43 / United States

Today, it's been 10 days since my family and I have been visiting France. I've always wanted to try their culinary specialties but my dad says we "can't trust them". We've eaten at McDonald's 9/10 times. FML

By theshire / Tuesday 12 August 2014 06:23 / France - Nice

Today, I learned the valuable lesson that taking care of a baby crow isn't the best idea. He finally can fly away, but sits on my porch all day cawing for food. FML

By a very unlucky dude. / Wednesday 18 June 2014 06:37 / Canada - Surrey

Today, my 808 area code phone number has yet again been mistaken for a 1-800 number. I've been getting phone calls at three in the morning from people on the east coast who are trying to return their shoes. They want to speak to my supervisor because I "don't sound professional enough." FML

By orangemango - / Tuesday 22 April 2014 06:18 / United States - Lahaina

Today, I was taking the biggest shit of my life. When I worked the thing out, it hit the water with such force that I got a toilet water enema from the backwash. I was so freaked out that I screamed and fell off the seat, prompting my husband to rush in to see what was wrong. FML

By traumatized - / Saturday 12 April 2014 18:07 / United States - Brooklyn