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Cyingdouble's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML

By kas - / Thursday 30 April 2009 17:41 / United States
By Anonymous / Saturday 2 July 2011 19:46 / United States
By mc_dreamy / Saturday 21 August 2010 16:49 / United States
By Anonymous - / Saturday 19 September 2009 14:37 / United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 31 July 2009 13:51 / United States