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THINGS YOU SHOULD LEARN FROM FMYLIFE.COM: 10. DON'T GO COMPLIMENT FISHING (INTENTIONALLY OR UNINTENTIONALLY). YOU WILL ALWAYS BE INSULTED IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE. 9. LEARN THE NAMES OF IMPORTANT PEOPLE AND BUSINESSES. 8. DON'T EVER DRINK OR EAT SOMETHING YOU AREN'T COMPLETELY SURE ABOUT. YOU WILL REGRET IT. 7. STRANGE AND HURTFUL THINGS HAPPEN BEFORE/DURING/AFTER SEX. ALWAYS EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED. 6. YOUR PARENTS WILL COMPLETELY OWN YOU WHEN GIVEN THE CHANCE. 5. ALWAYS KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILD IS AND WHAT S/HE IS BEING SUBJECTED TO. OTHERWISE, IT WILL LEAD TO VERY EMBARRASSING THINGS BEING REPEATED IN HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE PLACES. 4. BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN PEOPLE DO WRONG. 3. BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN PEOPLE DO GOOD. 2. DON'T TRY TO LOOK COOL, BADASS, AND ETC IN FRONT OF YOUR CRUSH. YOU WILL ONLY LOOK FOOLISH IN THE END. AND THE NUMBER ONE THING YOU SHOULD LEARN FROM THIS SITE IS... 1. DON'T BOTHER. HE IS MORE INTO YOUR FRIEND/BROTHER/MOTHER THAN YOU.
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