About Curtar2
I like anime and listening to music, especially Jay-Z; Tyler, the Creator; and Nightcore. I'm real big on Star Wars and Comics. Spider-Man for life.
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Curtar2's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend took me to a very elegant and expensive restaurant to celebrate our anniversary. When it came to the check, I volunteered to pitch in half, which he rejected by saying "I got it". Little did I know was that "I got it" was short for "I got your credit card". FML

By IGOTIT - / Thursday 5 September 2013 07:24 / United States - Fountain Valley

Today, I had to feed an elderly man in the care home in which I work while he was whacking off. Our work policy states that I have to pretend not to notice. FML

By poolgirl789 - / Tuesday 3 September 2013 06:30 / United Kingdom - Bradford

Today, my husband thought it would be acceptable to watch Breaking Bad on Netflix with my 4-year-old in the room. What happened to be the only line he picked up? "Well heil Hitler, bitch!" I found out from his preschool teacher. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 3 September 2013 04:13 / United States - Woburn

Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML

By Anonymous / Monday 26 August 2013 15:16 / United States - Brooklyn

Today, my teacher told the class that we had better like the people at our table because we would all be working together for the final group assessment. Everyone looked at me, stood up, and moved. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 13 August 2013 06:36 / Australia - Sydney