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Today, my husband and kids celebrated my 50th birthday. I turned 47. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 22 July 2009 11:29 / Netherlands

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

By gbhlaughingstock - / Tuesday 18 August 2009 19:20 / United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML

By bunny - / Sunday 16 August 2009 13:58 / United States

Today, on my wedding day, when they said "you may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately my hands were sweaty as I was nervous and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML

By slipperyhands - / Saturday 15 August 2009 07:50 / United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's extended family for the first time. Her family kept telling her how much I looked and acted like her older brother and I'm guessing by the end of the day she agreed because now she pulls away and gags when I try to kiss her. FML

By BFfail - / Wednesday 15 August 2012 01:14 / United States