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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    5%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    9%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    31%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    2%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    73%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    50%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Crusaderbill's favorite FMLs

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

By RC3Welly - / Monday 9 March 2009 22:58 / United States
By fmlman / Friday 15 March 2013 05:44 / United States - Rawlins
By Anonymous - / Friday 1 March 2013 07:18 / United States - American Canyon
By NewlyDread - / Wednesday 6 February 2013 02:31 / Canada - Toronto
By Anonymous - / Thursday 24 January 2013 01:44 / United States - Waldorf