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Today, I decided to jack it a few times because I haven't been laid in a while. After round 3 my ex called me up and said she wanted to 'talk.' When she came over she made it abundantly clear that she wanted to make whoopie. Couldn't get it up. FML

By f__k_it / Sunday 18 January 2009 16:30 / United States

Today, my cousin started sending sarcastic love messages to me. I replied, with even cheesier lines. Then she rang me saying she was so glad I felt the same way. Turns out she wasn't being sarcastic. FML

By wth? / Friday 13 December 2013 15:10 / United Kingdom - Rotherham

Today, I have such an irrational fear of the noise my smoke detector makes when it goes off, that dying in my sleep from smoke inhalation or carbon monoxide poisoning sounds absolutely peachy by comparison. FML

By TheLadyOpal - / Friday 13 December 2013 07:55 / United States

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 12 December 2013 21:53 / New Zealand - Napier

Today, I misplaced my phone at small house party. I found it later, but not before being called a sick bastard by my crush. It seems one of my "friends" sent her a cock pic with my phone, and now she wants nothing to do with me. FML

By spastic hardon - / Thursday 12 December 2013 21:01 / Australia - Templestowe