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Today, I got in my car. When I sat down, I realized a cat had got in the back seat. The cat startled me so I jumped out and slammed the door. Locking myself out. I watched the cat scratch my seats up for an hour. I'm highly allergic to cats. I can't get in my own car without breaking out in hives. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 3 April 2009 05:23 / Canada

Today, I had a large pimple on my temple. I decided to try the whole "put toothpaste on the zit to make it dry up" technique that all the magazines say to do. Not only is my pimple still there, but the toothpaste irritated my skin and my already large pimple now appears three times bigger. FML

By Zit-Blues - / Monday 4 January 2010 13:50 / United States

Today, my girlfriends and I got a caricature painting while on a trip in the city. Unfortunately for me, the part of my appearance that the artist decided to exaggerate was my acne. FML

By fmylifegirl - / Tuesday 29 December 2010 20:59 / United States

Today, I sent a christmas card to my husband's uncle and aunt. I'd forgotten that the uncle died last year. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 20 December 2009 11:03 / United Kingdom

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML

By buggermonster - / Tuesday 16 June 2009 23:37 / United States